11 PM - Christal Earle’s Blog

Last night I had the craziest dream: I dreamed that I was with a group of people, and we were in the desert, hiding out under fake leaves (clearly a brilliant move in the desert) and trying to keep away from them. You know…them…the bad guys…the ones that are always to blame for everything… They had me paralyzed by fear, and that fear rendered me helpless to change my situation. I felt weakened and numbed by my own powerlessness. Before I could figure out anything else, I woke up in a cold sweat, and wondering where I found those leaves in the desert!

There was a familiar saying I would hear in my world when I was growing up. My parents used it, my teachers used it, my friends often used it, and I have even heard it come out of my own mouth. I never used to give it much thought, because it always managed to convince me that I wasn’t entirely to blame for whatever the problem was at hand; like somehow I was a victim of an evil blot- even perhaps, dare I say it- a matrix. And the ones to blame for so much that was wrong in my world and my life was ‘them’. When you get busted for speeding in a speed trap, that’s how ‘they’ get you. When there are additional administration costs on a service, that’s how ‘they’ get you. When there is small print on an ad, that’s how ‘they’ get you. When you get ripped off at work for hours or time, that’s how ‘they’ get you.

Sound familiar?

I only recently started realizing that if this holds true, then ‘they’ must be everywhere and they must be crazy busy! It’s like some unseen, omni-presence of badness, and it is relentless. They lurk in all walks of life, at every turn in the road, and wherever there is someone upset with something, you can be sure that ‘they’ are to blame. The craziest part about the whole thing is that ‘they’ get blamed so much that you almost start to pity ‘them’! It must be tough being held responsible for everything that goes wrong in the world!

But if I stop and think about it, maybe I am them…maybe ‘they’ is actually ‘me’. Maybe I am actually the one to blame for breaking the speed limit. Maybe I am actually the one that needs to pay the extra costs if I want it bad enough. Maybe I need to learn to read the fine print before I sign on to anything. And maybe, I need to stop looking for excuses and be accountable for what I can do.

When I look at the world around me, it can be hard to know where to start: ‘they’ seem to be wreaking havoc everywhere. They destroy lives through war, their voices silence the cry of the unborn, their greed exploits the weak and the powerless, and they prey on the fear of those who feel like ‘they’ are unstoppable. In response, the world just sighs and says, “Why doesn’t someone do something about it? Why are they allowed to get away with this?” Somehow, it makes us feel more pious and justified if we can get the focus of the blame off of us, and back onto ‘them’.
I mean,honestly, we deserve to be able to have our opinion aired, don’t we? If we can keep it at an us and them stage, then we don’t need to get bogged down with the details of what is really going on and what is really at stake. That’s the beauty of an opinion: it makes you feel like you have contributed to the solution by speaking your mind. Like the two old hecklers from the Muppet Show, we are often content to sit in our box seat and watch the story unfold, pick out the problems, and poke at what we don’t agree with. Life is so much easier if we can just stay removed from the ground level…

In my dream, I was scared of ‘them’. My fear gave them permission to have my focus and attention. They were only as strong as I allowed them to be. Maybe I can’t always change them, but I can be responsible with what I can do in response to what they are doing. Maybe, had I hung around in the dream long enough, I might have realized that I needed to see the situation differently, and I needed to actually make an effort to move past fear and into action.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be an ugly old muppet with bad eyebrows…I want to actually be someone who gives meaningfully back to my world. I want to be someone who stops looking out for them and starts changing things for us.

Today is family day: a day to take out some time and enjoy your family and make a memory…or just sleep in and enjoy one less day to work this week. Seeing as it was raining and gross outside, Vaden and I thought that it would be a great time to show the storage space some love. We spent the afternoon in the freezing basement of our condo building, digging through old boxes and pictures, and laughing at the junk that we have managed to accumulate over the years. As I was looking at the piles of stuff and reminiscing over pictures, I was reminded of how far we have come.

Within the boxes were memories and reminders of a former life, or so it would seem. Memories of the places we have lived, bad hair days caught on camera, and friends and places that fill the mosaic of my life. Am I still the same person that I see looking back at me from these seemingly ancient photos? Do I still believe the same things, desire the same things, and want to give my energy to the same causes? To be honest with you, I don’t think I am-or maybe it is just that it has shifted and come into focus more. Life has a way of shaping you very quickly and causing you to take your own inventory of why you believe what you believe.

I am a professional speaker, and a big part of my world is traveling and meeting new people and situations. I have a crazy, paradoxical circle of friends, due to the places that I work and the places I find myself: millionaires and refugees, Oxford graduates and high school dropouts, missionaries and poker players. I am used to wearing different hats and carrying on a wide variety of conversations in a day. However, this last week, while I was on the road, I experienced something really bizarre; worlds collided and tumbled in a simple texting conversation with my office.

I was in a major city in western Canada, and I was doing a week of consulting and traveling with an organization called Beautiful Unique Girl, speaking to teenage girls about their value and true beauty. It is a great organization, and we get to see a lot of lives touched and hope re-ignited in young hearts. We do most of the events in churches, community centres, and schools. This last week, we were at a church and we were unloading the van with the sound equipment and meeting the staff there. They were showing us around the building, and we got to the children’s area that took up most of the basement of this huge facility. It was unreal! There were amazing murals and toys, and the whole area was done up like a city, with everything from travel agencies to pet shop fronts. I guess the idea is to make it more stimulating and interesting for kids, and I was kind of wishing I could go there for children’s church, because it looked pretty amazing!

While our host was walking us through the building, my phone buzzed, and it was a text from my office, telling me that a special cheque had arrived that I had been waiting for. The cheque is from a lady who raised money for us to send to our project that we partner with in Thailand so I was really glad to get it. But the reason I was so glad to get it is because two days earlier, I had received an emergency email from them regarding a desperate need for the children: they didn’t have enough money for food and care for the orphans that are there. Forty five young lives were desperate for someone to help them out. Even though they had been rescued from slavery once already, they were still victims of poverty and injustice. How unfair life sometimes seems when you step back and see the bigger picture of what is happening. As I was texting back with instructions for how to get the money to Thailand as fast as possible, I suddenly took stock of where I was standing: in the middle of a children’s play area worth more than my annual salary and that is used for 4 hours per week for almost 100 children. Are those children worth it? Of course each life is worth whatever it takes to keep them safe and secure, but standing there in that moment, I suddenly realized how I have reached the point of no return in my own life…

Once you have been touched by injustice and poverty, you are never the same. You somehow lose your innocence and are no longer able to turn a blind eye because you realize that from that point forward, your life is inexplicably linked with theirs. Their struggle has to become yours. Things in our lives that we tend to see as ‘rights’ are often mere ‘privileges’ that we can take for granted: peace, safety, education, food and clean water are all things that we expect to be there when we want them. As I looked through pictures of Vaden and I from years ago, or of family vacations, school photos or achievements, I realized something: I am not the same person as I was then. I can’t go back. Over the past few years, I have come to find myself faced with a decision about who I want to be, and I have come to realize that I see much clearer who that person is.

I hope that the church with the uber-cool children’s area touches many lives, and I hope that they never forget the power of faith. I hope that my children in Thailand grow up to be healthy, healed, and free. I hope that years from now, when I am doing another spring cleaning in my storage, I find pictures of my former self and realize how far I have come and what I have done to make a difference. Not so long ago, I was the one taking the picture that now sits in a box in my storage. A lot of life has happened since then: I have loved and let go, I have laughed and made incredible memories, I have wept at gravesides and help dying hands. I have only tasted a bit of what life can be like, and it has given me an insatiable appetite for more of its fullness.

Tomorrow I will hopefully hear from my friends in Thailand that they have received the money. It isn’t enough to change everything, but it is enough to change something, and for now, that is a start.

You know the feeling: the alarm goes off, you fumble through a few snooze button moments, and then you finally haul your carcass out of the bed and across the room. On the way (if you are Christal) you step on the cat by accident or clothes that you panicked were the cat, and brace yourself as you do that which 10 minutes ago was unthinkable: you turn on the bathroom light. It sears your little eyeballs and for a moment you feel like a gremlin when you see the light (note: 1984 movie about little furry guys that couldn’t handle the light and hated microwaves). Sometimes I brush my teeth right away, sometimes I don’t (routine is too confining for me!). Then, the moment you have been praying for happens: you turn the knobs in the shower and the angels sing as the beautiful, clean water comes gushing out, promising you that today you can take on the world.

This morning, as I jumped into the steamy, hot shower, I was singing to myself and congratulating myself on my new choice of blackberry shower gel that I acquired from a random airport last week, and I realized how much I love to be clean. I am out of the closet: I love to be clean. I love the thought of being clean, I love the smell of being clean–I love to be clean! Clean is my friend. I am definitely not the O.C.D. clean type-I am just the “when my fingernails are clean all is well with the world” kind of clean.

In the end of January, Vaden and I went to Mexico to see Charles and Tricia and the crew. There were about 16 of us using the water supply in the house. Our room was on the far end of the house, and I was warned that it took a long time for the hot water to actually reach my end of the house. They really weren’t exaggerating: it took about 5 minutes to actually get hot water to our shower! I guess it was taking a siesta along the way and decided to show up on Mexican time, but, hey, no problem! I am a roll-with-it kind of girl anyways; I am always all about the adventure and entertaining story that may result. After the initial wrestle with figuring out which way was actually hot or cold, I jumped in and started my regular singing in the rain routine. I used my sweet smelling organic shampoo and conditioner, my Mary Kay facewash, and then pulled out my spiffy little pink razor and showed my leg hair who was boss. A hot shower is truly empowering!

The second day there, I woke up feeling really damp and cold because it gets quite cool in the desert in the night time. I did my little stumble dance to the bathroom and thought to myself, ‘I am going to warm up my bones with a nice, hot shower’. (Clearly, I am a genius). So, I turned on the shower. I waited 3 minutes. Then 5 minutes. Then 8 minutes, and still no hot water. It was merely a slightly warmer than cold shower…and I am now standing naked in it at the point of no return. What now? GASP-I am forced to have a less than hot shower! I can honestly hear my own words in my head as I am typing this: ‘This sucks! I am sooo cold! I feel sooo miserable! Blah, blah, blah…’ Isn’t life so cruel to us sometimes?

After lunch that day we went to meet a couple of the families that we will be building houses for. One of those families is a single mom with 6 kids. We pulled up to their current home, which consists of boxes from the strawberry fields and rolled out tin cans, and were chatting with her about the plan for the house. I stood under the roof that she probably constructed with her own calloused, tired hands, and I looked around and tried to memorize what I saw: beds that sagged in the middle and were filthy beyond recognition, covered with threadbare blankets that you wouldn’t even allow your dog to sleep on at home. I looked up and could see the sky through the roof and feel the wind move my hair through the wall- the cold, damp wind of a Baja winter. I looked down where I was standing and realized that my feet had sunk into mud: the mud that was actually the floor where the rest of their family walked on barefoot…and I thought that a hot shower was my ‘right’? How could I even explain the concept of a hot shower to these people? They don’t even have access to any clean water except that which they buy from a truck when they can spare the money.

I have to be honest here: I didn’t even want to look her in the eye. I felt like my cheeks were hot as I was remembering my own little hissy fit with shower earlier that day. Saying good bye to her that day, I reached out and kissed her cheek. It was weathered, but beautiful. There was a quiet dignity that rested there. In that moment, I wanted to somehow honor her and communicate to her my deep respect and admiration; or perhaps, in some selfish way I wanted to alleviate my own guilt that I wrestled with. Either way, I couldn’t leave her property without doing it.

Why is there so much disparity in our world? Why are we so scared to be touched by it and somehow changed because of it? We can spend our whole lives just trying to be safe and avoiding any discomfort, and in the end, perhaps all we have really succeeded in doing is alienating ourselves from what we could truly accomplish if we were willing to try.

Ever since the first time I encountered sever poverty, I have been struck by the smell. Once you smell it, you are never the same. It is hard to describe the smell of a busy, dirty alley in a slum, or a home that has no access to clean water. It is at once repulsive and compelling, and it begs to be noticed.

As I sit here typing this on my laptop that I also have mixed emotions with (sometimes when I try to ‘turn it on’ it just gives me the silent treatment), two thirds of the world is without access to clean water:

“Almost two in three people lacking access to clean water survive on less than $2 a day, with one in three living on less than $1 a day.” http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Facts.asp

Really, a cold shower isn’t that big of deal.

This morning, just to prove this to myself, I tried to stand in the shower with no hot water. Well, ok, so I didn’t last that long, but the point is that I actually had clean water to access in the first place. I am going to be okay. You are going to be okay. Together, maybe we can work to see that more people experience the reality of ‘being okay’.

I used to think that cold showers only served one purpose: to cool raging hormones. Now, I realize that perhaps there is a much greater reality: maybe we could all use a cold shower….

My friend, Nettie, showed me this book she recently bought called “Postsecret”. It is an incredibly fascinating social experiment that this guy named Frank Warren did . He sent out hundreds of postcards and told everyone that got them that they could write a secret on it and send it back-the only condition was that it had to be a secret that no one else knew about them. The results were a crazy combination of hilarious, bizarre, and quite tragic…

One lady said that when she is mad at her husband, she puts boogers in her soup…I can see her logic there. Who hasn’t wanted to do that? Another girl gave up a dirty secret: ” I love to pee when I am swimming”. Or my personal favorite: “I give decaf to customers who are rude to me”…talk about sinister!

But then there are the really sad ones about people who have been abused and molested and never told anyone-that should never be a secret. There is one about a girl who was bullied at a fountain at school, and to this day, whenever she gets nervous, she feels thirsty. There is one confessing to murder, and so many confessing to self-hatred. One that really broke my heart: “All of my life people have told me I’m not special…I’m very easy to replace. After 43 years it has finally sunk in. I finally get it.” Wow, that makes me wish I could find that person and tell them that no matter how many times they have heard that, it is an ugly lie that has robbed them of 43 years of truth. I wish I could communicate to them how incredibly special they are and that they are irreplaceable.

This whole concept had me thinking about a few things myself. Do I have any deep dark secrets that I would love to put down on a postcard and mail off to someone I will never meet? Well, I have never put boogers in Vaden’s soup…mostly because I don’t cook, he does (which is now causing me concern after this revelation), I have never given someone decaf when I was mad at them (because that is just plain vindictive), and I have never felt like I was replaceable. I have always known that there is a unique destiny for my life that I need to step out and fulfill.

However, if I was to be totally honest with myself, I think I might have a ‘postsecret’ too…

Many times in my life, I am caught between a love and hate relationship with being North American and privileged and living with integrity in light of what I now know. I didn’t grow up rich by Canadian standards, and I am definitely not rich now either. But there are many moments, every single day of my life, where the harsh reality hits me: this is not all that there is. And when those moments happen, I can’t shake them. I find myself wondering if I am becoming ‘too North American’ again. I wonder if I am getting too self-absorbed again, or too caught up in what I see in front of me. Am I doing enough? I mean, there are people all around the globe that are in dire trouble: in the midst of war, famine, exploitation, slavery, and pain. Am I really investing my time, money and resources as wisely as I could? Do I really believe what I say I believe about how valuable they are? Do I truly see them as my family, neighbours, and friends?

I have a lot of amazing friends here in Canada and all over the world. My circle of friends is often filled with people from opposite sides of the spectrum: old and young, single and married, millionaires and garbage dump refugees, Christians and Muslims, goody-two- shoes and bad a**, and yet, sometimes I wrestle with where reality is in the midst of this. I have friends who struggle with depression, yet seem to have it all together, and I have friends who I would have thought should have been depressed in their circumstances, and instead they are always thankful for whatever they have. I wish these friends could catch up with each other and share resources.

This morning, when I woke up, I had the luxury of lying in bed for a few moments and listening to my husband and cat snore beside me. I smiled to myself thinking about what a blessing it is to have a morning like this: I am safe, warm, loved, protected, and most of all, I have hope. And then, I remembered that in this moment, not all of my friends and acquaintances have this and I am reminded that there is more of life for me to live and give. This is my not-so-secret secret. Am I thankful I was born here? Yes. Do I sometimes get itchy feet here? Every day. My life has been so changed by the people I have met and the stories I have found myself in that I can’t go back to where I used to be; I am not that person anymore. I have been wrecked for normal life, and I now long for so much more…

This is me waving good bye to the girls in Mexico as we were waiting for the truck to be pulled out of the mud from 4Xing and I am responding to the call of the wild…and my bladder.

The nights in the Baja are crazy cold. It wouldn’t even feel like you are this far south, until you remember, “Oh yeah, it’s January, so I should just suck it up and be glad there is no snow!”. The nights are quiet, and in our little house that currently has a population of 21 people coming and going, it stays surprisingly quiet for a good chunk of time. But the mornings…the mornings are something totally different to my other world that I normally occupy.

Vaden and I live in a condo in downtown Hamilton. We live on a busy street, but our world is often insulated from a lot of sounds early in the morning, except for maybe the odd siren or screeching tire. To the hundreds of people who stay with us throughout the year, it may seem noisy if they are unused to city life, but to us it is just background noise, that is actually almost soothing and familiar to us at times.  And when you are used to one way of doing things, when you encounter another side of life, it can open up your senses in a whole new way. Right now, it is morning in Zapata, Mexico, and the birds are singing outside my window, the 700 dogs that seem to hang out and dare the vehicles to play chicken with them are also barking at each other and anything that moves. There are motorbikes that go ripping by, and I can hear this crazy rooster (that is clearly trying to impress the world with his manhood) from a couple blocks away from here, and I even listened in on a conversation in Spanish happening in the next lot over from our house…Not to mention what is currently happening underneath this roof! There are 10 people waiting for showers, three little boys getting in trouble outside my door for something they know they aren’t supposed to be doing, and the slow steady chewing, that I am sure I could hear if I tried hard enough, of termites trying to convince us that this is really not the best place to set up shop. Oh….and there goes the rooster again!! Life here can seem worlds away from my condo in Hamilton, yet so much is the same.

We are here because we came down to see the Hero Holiday staff and the School of Leadership Students who are down here until the end of May. We wanted to have a weekend with them and get a chance to see what has happened here since last time we were down. We met the families that have new houses, some that are hoping for help, and we have played poker, gone dirt biking and 4 X 4ing in crazy amounts of mud…all because we are a part of something that is bigger than all of us. We are a family, though only a few of us share the same bloodline. We are connected by a common goal, and a common love for each other and what we hope to accomplish. That doesn’t change when I leave here tomorrow, and get on the plane and touch back down in Hamilton again. Two days from now, I will be in my condo, and wake up to sirens and a cranky cat. However, the vision in my heart is still the same, and my love for what I do is still the same, because we can choose to be whoever we want to be, wherever we are. The only limits on our lives are us, and the only one who can push those limits are the people who put them there. This is the gift and the burden of being born where we are: we need to choose to look past what is familiar and comfortable and be willing to find out what part we can play in making a difference…

As for me, I could live anywhere. Everywhere I visit, I always say I could  live there. But for now, I know that I can do the most where I am and I can influence the most in what I am doing. Life is a gift, and the most exciting part is that we get to open this gift every morning and use it to the fullest every day. Is there anything better? According to the rooster that is wanting to add his two cents right now as I type this, I don’t think so!

Ok, if money wasn’t the issue, time wasn’t a factor, and responsibility was only a word, what would you do? How would you live your life? Where would you go and what would be at the top of list for must-sees?

Not an easy question, is it? I mean, easy to think about for a split second, but really difficult to settle on a definite answer. There are so many places I want to see, but I don’t want to see them all alone, and places are just places without the people there to make them special. Scenery is just that until there is a memory attached to it and it comes alive in your mind’s eye. We are created for relationships and community, and we really do need each other.

I was lurking on one of my favorite news websites (ok, so sue me, I am a geek to like the news…) and I found the absolute craziest pictures of the strangest things. This past weekend, from Russia to Poland and everywhere in between, the Orthodox church celebrated this wild tradition: thousands of people took polar dips in rivers, lakes, and outdoor pools. They had swimming races and baptisms, and I saw pictures of people as old as 80 and as young as 3 (I don’t know about you, but I would seriously question the mental stability of a parent who would willingly do that with their kid), there were all kinds of people from all walks of life like presidents of countries and little old ladies, and they all looked freakin’ miserable and cold, with blue lips and tiny speedos, and they were all in the water! At first, I thought about how ridiculous their take on life was, and then, for a split second, I thought about what a great story it would make in my life if I ever had the chance to join them! Can you imagine? I have absolutely no idea what the point was, but it looked so crazy I wanted to give it a try. However, sitting here in my cozy little condo seems a little more appealing at 11pm than jumping on a plane and dropping into Moscow for a quick dip…

Then I saw another fascinating picture, and it was of Asia’s tallest known woman- and she was Chinese! She was hanging outside her house with a friend, and her friend looked like a dwarf! The girl is 2.34 Metres, and looks very sad…maybe she just wanted to look sad for the picture, but I wonder what life is like in her world? What is it like to be 7 and a half feet tall in a world where nearly everyone would be at least 2 feet shorter than you? Can you imagine how awkward it must have been for her as a teenager? No one wants to be a freak in high school, so what do you do if you are gargantuan? Looking at her, my heart broke as I thought about all the awkward moments she must have every day of her life. I wonder if she looks at the world and wishes she could fit in? I wonder if she has ever had people say cruel things or point and stare? The picture was of her sitting on a specially made chair outside her house, and she looked tired. I wish I could hang with her on her step and chat with her and find out about what she dreams of and would like to do…she looked like she could use a pick-me-upper. (Maybe the Orthodox swim team should stop in and take her out for an adventure).

Sometimes, when I travel, I am blown away with the fact that there is a world around me full of over six billion people who have lives that I will never know about, dreams that I can never find out about, and families that I will never get to meet. Sometimes, I think about how it would be really cool to do the whole ‘live for a few thousand years scenario’, like Methusaleh from the Bible, but then I guess I wouldn’t feel such an urgency like I do now to make choices that I can live with and that will affect the world for the better in the years ahead.

For me, in my world, today I sat in a hot tub rather than a freezing river, I watched a chick flick rather than sat with an Asian Giant, and once again, Monday is looming over me and I think about what needs to get done. But, this Monday, I am going to be thankful that I have another Monday to live out everything that is in my heart to do. This Monday, once again, there is always another chance to meet someone new, touch someone’s life, and give it all I’ve got.

Maybe next Monday I will try to grab a drink with my almost friend in China….who knows what can happen in a week? Thankfully, the Russians will be over their polar dip faze by then and I won’t have to decide between seeing them or her…

And by the way, I would love to hear your answer to the question…what would you do if you could anything…?

The other day, I had a major crisis–of unbelievable proportions. But today, I am a changed person because I realized something…

I had gone upstairs at our office/student housing (fondly referred to as the ‘Picton’ because it used to be a trashy bar called ‘The Picton Tavern’ and is located on Picton street. I guess the name just stuck and we all now shorten it to ‘the Pic’–this is all another story for another time) and when I got to the kitchen, I was accosted by a nasty, psycho, kamakaze swarm of fruit flies. These suckers were on a mission, and it was clear to me that their mission was to make my life miserable.  In case you were wondering, fruit flies don’t just hang around because they are looking for a great party; they come around because there is garbage that has slipped past everyone’s attention but theirs. And these particular fruit flies were focused and savage! They wanted everything and they weren’t going to stop until they got it! I soon realized that the source of their fruitfly-ness was the obscene amounts of garbage that was left from the Christmas break and general neglect from whoever was staying in our housing at the time…clearly not cool. In fact, it was so not cool because of what it left me with: the job of picking up gross, disgusting garbage that had had a 3 week head-start on me.  Diane, one of our staff, came up to help me, and then, in a total horror-movie moment (I swear to you that we heard the Freddie Krueger music in the background!), we opened up the door and realized that there were another 20+ bags outside, laying all over, just inviting the neighbourhood dogs, cats, rats, whatever to come on over and party at the Picton…awesome…Did I mention that I decided to wear my new shirt that day, my cool white hat, and my skirt with heels…all so that I could take care of gross, rotting garbage and karate chop the fruit flies?  Well, I did…

At first, I thought about how unfair it was for me and Diane to have to clean up everyone else’s mess and neglect. I mean, after all, how did this suddenly become my problem? And then I thought of how gross rotting garbage smells. And then… I remembered what the garbage dump smelled like where I had spent this past summer on Hero Holiday. It was there that my life was changed forever; where I met incredibly brave and resilient men, women, and children who had no choice but to make it their livelihood to live,work, and breathe in that stench every single day of their lives.  I wonder if they ever think that it is unfair that they are stuck with the garbage, and that someone else’s choices, directly or indirectly, has left them in the place where they now find themselves?

Today, 5000 kids are going to die from poor sanitation. Tomorrow, 5000 more kids are going to die from poor sanitation. That is just poor sanitation alone, and nothing else like AIDS, malaria, or war…Where does it stop?

One day this past summer, in Dominican Republic,  I went out to the garbage dump to bring food to the workers. We brought out some used shoes and other necessities, and from the back of the truck, we did our best to hand out what we could. I can remember desperate mothers pulling on my hand, begging me for more, and young boys, poking at our legs through the sides of the open-back trucks, asking us to please find shoes that fit them. With that, I can remember feeling the hot tears for a moment as they ran down my cheek before I could catch them. What was it that brought about this moment in my life? What did I do to deserve being the one on the truck, handing out the cast-offs from another world, rather than being the one out there, with the desperate dream of somehow getting something to help me survive from day to day? Where is the justice in this?

I was born in Canada, and I was born into a world where I can go anywhere, do anything, and become anyone that I want. My future is just as unsure as the next person, but I still have led a privileged life of luxuries such as food, shoes, clothes and a home. For goodness’ sakes, my garbage gets picked up at my door! Do I think I am above taking out a little bit of garbage? Perhaps, some days when that little nasty side of my ego wants to jump out and be a drama queen, as much as I hate to say it, I really do think I am above it. Wow…that sounds kind of ugly, doesn’t it? I mean, high heels were made for more than just looking good; in fact, they are incredibly functional and practical for day to day moments such as karate chopping fruit flies, taking out the garbage, and getting a little perspective…I highly recommend you give them a try…but it that isn’t your gig (!) at least look at your garbage with a little bit of perspective.

This morning, when the garbage guys were coming down the street, I wanted to jump out and hug them. They do a lot to make my life a lot better. The world needs more people like them. Have you hugged your garbage man lately? I haven’t either, as I am sure that they could possibly get a little weirded out by it, but at least it is the thought that counts…

I have a funny little family that lives within the four walls that we call home. We usually have different people coming and going like a rotating door in our spare room (really cool…kind of like a ‘Friends’ episode) and we are always here for a week and gone for two or some other bizarre combination of time like that. Within this little house, is my little family: me, my husband (Vaden) and our Jekyll/Hyde cat named Licorice. (She wrestles with her inner demons all the time, and quite often they are the winners).

Like any family, we have a little bedtime routine: normal for us, but maybe weird to the outside world! You see, our queen size bed is divided into thirds, and I am always the one sandwiched in the middle, surrounded by snoring furballs on either side: Licorice has her third, and Vaden has his. Every night, as Vaden and I talk about our day, or tomorrow, and dream about what we want to do in the land of ’someday’, it is often 11 PM or later. You see, at 11Pm, you can dream about what tomorrow’s possibilities hold, and you can have the amazingly creative ideas to change the world. When I was in high school, 11PM was when I frantically finished assignments, or chatted with friends, or even fought with a boyfriend (!) because it is that point where my day is over, but tomorrow holds a lot of possibilities and unknowns.

This morning, when my alarm went off, another amazing phenomenon took place…somehow, through the night, totally unknown to me, a really cool thing happened, but one that is very sinister and dangerous: my bed completely became 10 times more comfortable! I know what you’re thinking: “I thought I was the only one who ever had that happen to them!” . But the good news is, you’re not alone-there are many of us out here, who, having realized this, have also realized that every life has one essential item that cannot, no matter what, ever be forgotten: the snooze button. Guys, the snooze button is truly the answer to all of my problems when that nasty little do-gooder called “my alarm” tries to ruin everything. Like everything in life, there is a way to beat the system, and I have figured this out too (this is also free with the juicer you can order at the end of this tirade). The way to enjoy the morning comfort phenomenon is to trick the alarm and set your clock fast. This way, you can press the snooze more times, and sink back under the covers and pretend that you don’t really have to deal with anything else.

Like every strong medication, however, there is a list of nasty side effects. Probably the only one worth mentioning (other than the one where alarm sound actually becomes a part of your dream) is that there is always the possibility that you could sleep in and get too caught up in what you want and feel you deserve, which is clearly more time in the uber-comfortable bed. I mean, you work hard, life is sometimes tough, and sometimes you just need to do something for yourself, even at the expense of other people who may be depending on you. Although we all like to envision ourselves as altruistic and virtuous, the truth is that it is just so much easier to make excuses than take action- it’s always easier if it feels like everything is someone else’s fault (the devil, the president, the ex, the cop for setting up a sting for speeding) but really, we (myself included) may just need to get over it, stop pressing the stupid snooze alarm on life, and actually do something that is going to make a difference. It’s gotta start somewhere, so why not with me?

On my desk, I wrote this really cool quote by C.S. Lewis, and it says, “We are what we believe we are.” That’s why I want to be the person that I believe I am at 11Pm, where I can dream about what I can do, look back and see what I did, and be totally thankful for where I am right now…and there is no need to press snooze on that.

About the juicer: if you really want one, Vaden has a cupboard full of them, from a mysterious chef selling some kind of ‘Miracle Blades’ …you can have them for free:)